RACE-US IN THE MORNING

That old cowboy hat wearing cadavar Don Imus is in trouble for letting his true colors show last week on his radio show. As one of my friend's kids used to say "Donald Duck- funny. Mickey Mouse- not funny." I feel the same way about so called shock jocks. Howard Stern- funny. Don Imus - not funny. It's like South Park vs Family Guy. There's no contest.
Imus' faux-paw was his take on the UT vs Rutgers girls hoops match. Noticing the more urbane styling of the Rutgers girls team, Imus quipped that the UT girls were "cute" and the Rutgers girls looked like "...nappy headed 'hos." Then some other disembodied voice mentioned it was like a Spike Lee movie "between the jiggaboos and the wannabes." I must've missed that one. Is this a direct reaction to the banning of the N word? Is the vocabulary of these white men so lacking as to cause a meltdown in their tiny pea brains, when searching for an off the cuff racist comment?
Now that the weekend has passed every one from NOW to Al Sharpton is up in arms over Imus. It's not only racist. It's sexist. Tattoos do not make the 'ho. And nappy? What the fuck! Why not tar baby Uncle Imus? All this is as predictable as it is sad. But what gets me is there are no white male voices of outrage to be heard. Imus has juice and many politicians use his show as a platform. Where's the FCC? This is hate speech. I say fine NBC, shut down Imus and send him off to Sanitation with Naomi Campbell to do community service. See how that balding, syphilitic, worm infested cracker likes it. Now play ball ladies.