MIND OF GONZALES
Not since Bobby Kennedy cracked wise with J.Edgar have we seen such a fucking hilarious AG. Alberto and staff just have to walk into a room and ...well come on people turn those frowns upside down. Laughter is the best medicine. His body language and timing are impeccable. And check out that omnipresent little smirk. No matter what he sez it comes out funny. "I find that the Geneva Convention is quaint." "Torture? That's not torture?" "Did I say that?" This guy cracks me up!
In these dark days of the passivity epidemic that's sweeping America AG A.G. is a breath of fresh air. He cares. He's our liar...I mean lawyer. Neighbors erecting a chainlink fence six inches from your propane tanks? Chase Bank changing your PIN # without asking? Back ended by a UPS truck? Call Al. Or if you can't get through, call one of the many U.S. attorneys working for him...I mean you. I don't know what the big deal is over firing some dead weight in the office. From everything I've heard the pink slips went out because these guys weren't doing their jobs. Democrats on the take? Democrats on the junket tip? Democrats cleaning chandeliers, having partys, renovating country houses, hiring drivers, getting massages, making dirty phone calls to congressional pages...all on the .GOV teat? And what do these U.S. Doctors of Juris Prudence do? They investigate some poor Republican for insider trading or outing a CIA agent. Carl Rove may be able to rap, but no one's got it over Gonzales for laugh out loud material. If he leaves government he'll always have a career in stand up. He's funny 'cause he's real. Did I say that?